I swear, I’m not new at this.
I decided to start writing again because I love writing. That, and I have free time to fill up and this is probably better for me than Castleville… although don’t expect me to give that up. Not yet. It hasn’t run it’s course, which is what happened with Farmville, after I spent hours and hours (and hours and hours) making it completely AWESOME, now I never play it anymore. I’m sure the same thing will happen with Castleville.
There are probably some things you should understand about me if you’re going to read this.
I’ll use bullet points because that makes it more official.
- I like to swear. A lot.
- Creatively.
- You cuntknocker.
- I like to read and watch movies about science fiction and fantasy.
- I like to bake.
- I like Sims.
- I have no direction sense. I get lost in a cardboard box.
- I have the world’s absolute best and most loveable dog and if you say otherwise, well, you’re a dirty liar.
- I have six kids. Four of them I gave actual birth to, and the other two my husband’s ex gave birth to, but they’re mine all mine.
- I kinda hate kids, but I didn’t hate kids til I had kids, and saying that kinda makes me a bitch, but I don’t care.
- I don’t hate MY kids.
- I probably hate your kids.
- Unless your kids are awesome.
- Which I’m sure they are.
- Did I mention that I’m married?
- My ex-husband is now a woman named Kylie.
- I like to play Dungeons & Dragons.
That’s all. I mean, that’s not ALLall, but, you know, that’s all FOR NOW.
